im-a sorry, green mario

jockbf:

the duality of man

squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

deonte-s:

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

crimewave420:

chrisdoesntevencant:

This girl came up to me today and asked for my number. I told her nah I wasn’t interested AND SHE FUCKING CALLED ME A MISOGYNIST and I’m just like “YA I’m gay and don’t want anything to do with you” and she got so angry about how she deserves respect and how since she’s a woman and the patriarchy is oppressing her and that I didn’t have a right to not give her my number since I’m male

So I just told her to swerve

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gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

javariscrittenton:

ill probably survive any sort of end-of-world scenario not out of any desire to live .. just out of stubbornness and a generally bad attitude

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.